Circuitous Sam

Basically, I post whatever the hell I want.

Instagram: circuitous_sam
Who I Follow

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

(via purplehairedfraek)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(via lmagine-dragqueens)

  • Interviewer: Did the process of working in TV change how you worked on Gone Girl?
  • David Fincher: No. I don't think so. On House of Cards, we were told that we had to work fast and we couldn't shoot 20 takes. And I did it anyway. It's the only way I know how.

(via joolabee)

cumberbatchlives:

Benedict when asked why there is no exploration of Alan Turing’s sex life in “The Imitation Game” (x)

His answer is everything.

(via littlemisshamish)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(via cleverpudding)

Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.

(via arkhamcty)

outernetnotes:

"Just us girls"

(via purplehairedfraek)

hotwinger:

suctioning:

*people who tag queue posts with some play on words*

Me: chill

image

(via purplehairedfraek)

heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

(via sexpear)

@KatePeople: Remember when #BenedictCumberbatch stopped by to take some pics with Keira Knightley at #TIFF14? Here’s a sneak peak!

(via junejuly15)

Twelve’s first words upon awaking in “Listen” were the Fourth Doctor’s first words after regenerating.

(via doctorwho)

  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

pyrrhics:

a sea witch i think

(via kiyala)